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Lt Kije

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Cannibal story


A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...


Tourist: $5.00

Broiled Missionary: $7.00

Fried Explorer: $9.00

Freshly Baked: Politician: $150.00


The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a huge price difference for the Politicians?'



The cook replied,

'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of sh!t, it takes all morning.'

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