Lt Kije Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 Cannibal story A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu... Tourist: $5.00 Broiled Missionary: $7.00 Fried Explorer: $9.00 Freshly Baked: Politician: $150.00 The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a huge price difference for the Politicians?' The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of sh!t, it takes all morning.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 An evergreen observation. A current observation is that half the American Congress is owned outright by BP. The other half is owned by Halliburton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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