Mexican Jews

[Lt Kije]

      Two  old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a  Mexican restaurant one day. 
Sid  asks Abe, "Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born  and raised in Mexico ?"

Abe replies, "I don't know, let's ask  our waiter." 

When the waiter arrives, Abe asks, "Are there any  Mexican Jews?" 

The  waiter says, "I don't know senor, I ask the cooks.
" He returns  from the kitchen after a few minutes and says,
"No senor, the cook  say no Mexican Jews." 

Abe  isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you absolutely sure?" 

The  waiter, realizing he is dealing with "Gringos" replies,
"I check  once again, senor," and goes back into the kitchen. 

While  the waiter is away, Sid says,
"I find it hard to believe that there  are no Jews in Mexico ....
Our people are scattered  everywhere." 

The  waiter returns and says,
"Senor, the head cook Manuel, he say there  is no Mexican Jews." 

"Are you  certain?" Abe asks again. "I just can't believe there are no Mexican  Jews!" 

"Senor,  I ask EVERYONE," replies the exasperated waiter.
"All we have is  Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Apple  Jews,
but no Mexican Jews."