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Letter of Complaint

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The  following is an exchange of correspondence between a  customer and the Irish Railway  Company.

Gentlemen,
I  have been riding your trains daily for the last two years,  and the service on your line seems to be getting worse  every day. I am tired of standing in the aisle all the  time on a 14-mile trip. I think the transportation system  is worse than that enjoyed by people 2,000 years  ago.
Yours truly,
Patrick  Finnegan
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Dear  Mr. Finnegan,
We received your letter with reference to  the shortcomings of our service and believe you are  somewhat confused in your history. The only mode of  transportation 2,000 years ago was by  foot.
Sincerely,
Irish Railway  Company
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Gentlemen,
I  am in receipt of your letter, and I think you are the ones who are confused in your history. If you will refer to the Bible and the Book of David, 9th Chapter, you will find  that Balaam rode to town on his ass. 
That, gentlemen, is something I have not been able to do on your train in  the last two years!
Yours truly,
Patrick  Finnegan.

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