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Mother, a bit concerned as her daughter is on her first date. The lad she is going with comes from a notoriously mean and tight-fisted family. When her daughter returns from the date, her mother asks how it went. 'He took me out for tea and biscuits' daughter said. Mother asks if she enjoyed it. 'Yes, it was exciting, I'd never given blood before'.

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