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An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks:

'Is your date running late?'

'No', he replies,'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.'

The intrigued woman says: 'A state-of-the-art watch?
What's so special about it?'

The Aussie explains: 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'
'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'
The woman giggles and replies:
'Well it must be broken, because I am wearing panties!'

The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says:
'Well Bugger me the Bloody thing's an hour fast!'

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