algy Posted April 1, 2013 Report Share Posted April 1, 2013 "The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday."This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some Scouse youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent TV documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without specialist equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only manage it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech gear. It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team, as most races are won and lost in the pits, thus giving Ferrari a massive advantage over every other team. The scouse lads were brilliant at their home practice sessions, however, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the crew's first real race practice session at Le Mans, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the McLaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of ganja and some photos of Lewis Hamilton's bird in the shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted April 1, 2013 Report Share Posted April 1, 2013 An old one but still funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted April 1, 2013 Report Share Posted April 1, 2013 I dislike jokes about scousers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted April 1, 2013 Report Share Posted April 1, 2013 Very funny Alge. Tears running down my legs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted April 1, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2013 I dislike jokes about scousers. I have feeling I'm not going to enjoy this!. Why do you dislike jokes about scousers Wolfie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted April 1, 2013 Report Share Posted April 1, 2013 Why do you dislike jokes about scousers Wolfie. Because when I post any, they get deleted . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted April 1, 2013 Report Share Posted April 1, 2013 Haha very funny Algy. Not heard it before and have pinched it and sent it to my brother    Wolfie.... are you paranoid or is it just your imagination   Cleo..... that's just gross !!!!! I've noticed you saying that a lot lately.  Have you tried pelvic floor exercises and/or tenna lady !!  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted April 1, 2013 Report Share Posted April 1, 2013 lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted April 1, 2013 Report Share Posted April 1, 2013 Oooh heck....double trouble ...... stay away from solids at all costs Cleo  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted April 1, 2013 Report Share Posted April 1, 2013 Wolfie.... are you paranoid or is it just your imagination  Well if I imagined one of my last scouse jokes being deleted then I must be.    I must have also imagined the explanation that a certain moderator gave me for the reason it had been deleted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted April 1, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2013 Well if I imagined one of my last scouse jokes being deleted then I must be.    I must have also imagined the explanation that a certain moderator gave me for the reason it had been deleted. Wolfie I don't remember that one could you post it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted April 1, 2013 Report Share Posted April 1, 2013 Ooh heck did I delete it Wolfie    Big hugs and kisses if I did as I really can't remember. That's not like me as I always remember things.  Maybe the lemsips are messing with one remaining my brain cell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt Kije Posted April 1, 2013 Report Share Posted April 1, 2013 Liked it algy, but I think Wolfie stole the thread 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted April 1, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2013 Liked it algy, but I think Wolfie stole the thread Whats new!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 I think Wolfie stole the thread  And I'm not even a scouser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 And I'm not even a scouser. Â Â Really? Â 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 I knew you would take some convincing Eagle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted April 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 Wolfie, all my dads family came from Liverpool in the old days they lived on Shaw's Brow then about 1890 they came to Warrington, my greatgranddad and my granddad were both engine drivers and were transfered from Edgehill. possibly why you don't like me!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 I've nothing against engine drivers alg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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