Cleopatra Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 (edited) A man with a gun enters a bar. "Who the ^**^ was it who had sex with my wife!' he snarled. A voice in the room was heard to say. "You don't have enough bullets mate." Edited April 23, 2013 by Cleopatra two remaining letterss replaced with ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockcutting Posted April 21, 2013 Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 Dear Renault Clio, why do you think this is funny? and why do you swear so much? Antony xxxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted April 22, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 Because I do and because I want to and anyway the swear word was part of the joke. Come on now you wouldn't get a man with a gun going into a pub and saying "Come along now, own up, who wast the cad who had sex with my wife?" Would you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 Oooh that one wasn't spotted. Two letters now replaced with ^'s...... Soz Cleobut you know the forum rules as and how even *'s at time are not acceptable when it leaves certain naughty banned word 'obvious'. Feel free to swear as much as you like of here though or to yourself Does your hubby tell you off for swearing ? Good joke though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted April 22, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 Feel free to swear as much as you like of here though or to yourself Does your hubby tell you off for swearing ? Good joke though No, he finds it highly amusing when I swear, which is not as much in real time as on here. I never swear in front of my children and grandchildren or my in-laws and friends and neighbours. I do cuss often when we try to stop a taxi and it just flies bye, I hope your bloody back wheels fall off or your engine drops out you a**hole! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockcutting Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 "Who was the last cad to have sex with my wife?" Renault Clio doesn't seem to frequent the same pubs or possibly even the same world as me or even my wife!!! Why was that a good joke,Dizzy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 Why was that a good joke,Dizzy? Blimey RC do I have to now try and sit here and somhow try to analyse why it made me laugh and try to explain. I really hope not as it could take me some time and I would bore everyone to death ha ha . I doubt Cleo would ever frequent the same pubs as you and your wife as her taxi fare home would cost a fortune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted April 23, 2013 Report Share Posted April 23, 2013 Dizz, it would be most helpfull to those that wish to include swear words into their topics if you could post a list of acceptable swear words, and Rocky 'old bean' may I politely suggest that if you find swear words not to your liking don't bother reading posts on the joke section, anyway your critisism is questionable coming from a person who had a topic banned on the History section!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cleopatra Posted April 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2013 "Who was the last cad to have sex with my wife?"Renault Clio doesn't seem to frequent the same pubs or possibly even the same world as me or even my wife!!! Why was that a good joke,Dizzy? We don't drink alcohol so I would not frequent the same pubs as you. I'm on the same planet as yourself but fortunately, at 3,588 kilometres, a long long way away from the likes of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo Posted April 23, 2013 Report Share Posted April 23, 2013 I'm on the same planet as yourself but fortunately, at 3,588 kilometres, a long long way away from the likes of you. You're trying to cheer him up now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle Posted April 23, 2013 Report Share Posted April 23, 2013 A man with a gun enters a bar."Who the ^**^ was it who had sex with my wife!' he snarled. A voice in the room was heard to say. "You don't have enough bullets mate." Cleo, a small transposition of words may have got your joke past the sadman. A man with a gun enters a bar " Who the sex was it who had **** with my wife" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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