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A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster.
The rooster disappeared under the car in a cloud of feathers.
Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse, rang the door bell.
The farmer appeared.
The man, somewhat nervously said, 'I think I killed your rooster. Please allow me to replace him.'
'Suit yourself,' the farmer replied. 'The hens are 'round back.'

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