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Quickie in the Bushes


Lt Kije
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There are two statues in a park; One of a nude man and one of a nude woman.

 

 

 

They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when

 

 

 

one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings

 

 

 

the two to life!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred

 

 

 

blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty

 

 

 

minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'

 

 

 

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the

 

 

 

shrubbery..

 

 

 

The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.

 

 

 

After

 

 

 

fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The angel

 

 

 

tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it

 

 

 

again?'

 

 

 

He asks her 'Shall we?'

 

 

 

She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions....This

 

 

 

time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you shit on its head.'

 

 

 

AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING ????

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