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Quickie in the Bushes

Lt Kije

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There are two statues in a park; One of a nude man and one of a nude woman.




They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when




one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings




the two to life!!!!!!!!




The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred




blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty




minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'




He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the








The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.








fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The angel




tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it








He asks her 'Shall we?'




She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions....This




time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you shit on its head.'





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