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 A 6 year old and a 4 year old are playing in the garden.


The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started learning to swear."The 4 year old nods his head in approval.


The 6 year old continues,"When we go in for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with shite and you say something with arse."


The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.


When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, " I'll have some of that ‘Coco Pop’s’ Shite please Mum!.




He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up,and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit,slapping his backside with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"


She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"


"I don't know, Mum " he blubbers, "but you can bet your ‘Fat Arse’ it won't be Coco Pop’s!"

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