Bazj Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 A Romanian arrives in London as a new immigrant to the United Kingdom . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. Englishman,or letting me come into this country, giving me housing, Income Support,free medical care, and a free education!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Egyptian." ... The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in England ." The person says, "I not English, I am Pakistani." The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful country England !" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Afghanistan . I am not British." He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an Englishwoman?"She says, "No, I am from Africa." Puzzled, he asks her,"Where are all the English?" The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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