wolfie Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 87% of Tesco customer will not eat another beefburger from there stores.This is based on a recent gallup poll. To be fair to Tesco, making a burger these days is a long and complicated process.There's so many hurdles you need to get through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 What about the NEIGHbouring stores? And could these burgers give you the trots?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted January 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 Wait till you eat their Quarter Pandas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 Neigh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt Kije Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 Doe an Ass Burger come from Rump Steak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 meat is meat. once it's grilled and inside a bun who cares that it came last in the two thirty at kempton. (apart from those that backed it that is) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theinsider Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 87% of Tesco customer will not eat another beefburger from there stores. This is based on a recent gallup poll. To be fair to Tesco, making a burger these days is a long and complicated process. There's so many hurdles you need to get through. Jokes and quizzes section??? I know Tesco are a joke and their shares will plumet but surely this should be in national issues? This is what happens when a big international chain screw suppliers down on price and then take 120 days to pay them! The only way they can make any money is to use horse meat to supplement the beef! C Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted January 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 I take your point Insider but there are some who would have said I was then making a joke about a serious subject. God forbid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 Horse meat in Tesco burgers, what next Lidl Pony? The burgers will be low in fat but high in Shergar. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 Think Insider has identified the mane issue here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 Dizz, I think you should call a Halter this topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 Well I've just had one for tea and it was quite nice but I think I've got bit between my teeth now. Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 I suppose you could say it's a stable diet!, Hee Haw...!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 Apparently Tesco also do a vegetarian version made of uniquorn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 Neigh neigh, lad don't get bridled with that bit, Dizzy your going to have to reign this lot before it gets out of Hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 It would be unfair of me to do that Jean as after all it is a mane news story. I got my Tesco burgers out of the freezer aaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnddddd they’re off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 I appologise in advance to anyone reading this who may have just had their tea Tesco have gone too far this time putting horse meat into the burgers. It's disgusting. There should be laws put in place preventing this sort of thing.If everyone sticks together I am sure we can get it back to the way it used to be...... 100 percent cow's testicles and anal passages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter T Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 cow's testicles???? Where did you learn your biology? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 Got to be one or the udder! Seems they've not been telling porkies, but selling them (Muslims beware!); pig's DNA were found in some - the swines! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted January 16, 2013 Report Share Posted January 16, 2013 cow's testicles???? Where did you learn your biology? Good point Peter and well spotted The web and google are clearly not trustowrthy places these days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 cow's testicles???? Where did you learn your biology? Dizz, went to the same school as I attended, it was well known for it's quality of Biology studies, for the wrong reasons though!. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 Got to be one or the udder! Seems they've not been telling porkies, but selling them (Muslims beware!); pig's DNA were found in some - the swines! Muslims wouldn't eat supermarket burgers or any other prepared foods containing meat products. Not halal. I doubt if many, if any, people will be eating supermarket burgers after reading what goes into them anyway. I can safely predict a massive drop in supermarket burger sales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 Personally think everyone should just boycott Tesco until they learn that they need to pay a fair price to their suppliers and get quality goods in return. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 Not only tesco though, believe there are a couple of big name stores who have a similar problem. Now beggars the question what they are passing off as chicken nuggets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted January 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 In breaking news I have just heard that Andy Carroll has been sold to Tesco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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