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Lt Kije

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Golf Membership Application..........



An elderly Scottish Jew decided to slow down and take up golf, so he

applied for membership at the local club.

After a week he received a message that his application has been

rejected. He went to the club to enquire as to why he was not eligible.

Secretary: You are aware that this is a Scottish golf club?

Scot: Aye, but I am as Scottish as you are, MacTavish.

Secretary: This means that on formal occasions we wear the kilt.

Scot: Aye, so do I.

Secretary: You are aware that we wear nothing under the kilt?

Scot: Aye, neither do I.

Secretary: But you are a Jew?

Scot: Aye, I be that.

Secretary: So you are circumcised...?

Scot: Aye, I be that, too.

Secretary: I am terribly sorry, but the members just would not feel

comfortable with that.

Scot: Ach, away with ya, man. I know that you have to be a Protestant

To march with the Orangemen. And I know that you have to be a

Catholic to join the Knights of Columbus ...... but this is the first time

I've heard that you have to be a COMPLETE Prick to join a golf club.

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