Lt Kije Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 Golf Membership Application.......... An elderly Scottish Jew decided to slow down and take up golf, so he applied for membership at the local club. After a week he received a message that his application has been rejected. He went to the club to enquire as to why he was not eligible. Secretary: You are aware that this is a Scottish golf club? Scot: Aye, but I am as Scottish as you are, MacTavish. Secretary: This means that on formal occasions we wear the kilt. Scot: Aye, so do I. Secretary: You are aware that we wear nothing under the kilt? Scot: Aye, neither do I. Secretary: But you are a Jew? Scot: Aye, I be that. Secretary: So you are circumcised...? Scot: Aye, I be that, too. Secretary: I am terribly sorry, but the members just would not feel comfortable with that. Scot: Ach, away with ya, man. I know that you have to be a Protestant To march with the Orangemen. And I know that you have to be a Catholic to join the Knights of Columbus ...... but this is the first time I've heard that you have to be a COMPLETE Prick to join a golf club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 I hope my dad reads this one Lt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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