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 Lance and Jimmy were fortunate in that they both had Season Tickets to watch Manchester United. However they had a friend Eddie who was desperate to get one. They were aware that the seat next to them L39 was unoccupied at every game.

  One half time, Lance when to the Ticket Office to enquire about buying this seat. The club official told him that this seat had been sold. Nevertheless at each following game the seat remained empty.

 Then on Boxing Day much to their surprise the seat next to them was occupied for the first time. Jimmy couldn't resist asking the newcomer where he had been all season.


 "Don't ask" he replied, "the wife bought the ticket in Summer and kept it as a surprise Christmas present!"



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