algy Posted November 24, 2012 Report Share Posted November 24, 2012 She - "I told you we should have gone boating". He- "Stop nagging woman". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted November 24, 2012 Report Share Posted November 24, 2012 Hey, let's do some skinny dipping! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted November 24, 2012 Report Share Posted November 24, 2012 I'm sure I saw Nessie pop her head up out of the water! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted November 24, 2012 Report Share Posted November 24, 2012 Fancy a paddle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted November 24, 2012 Report Share Posted November 24, 2012 Does it look hungry to you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted November 24, 2012 Report Share Posted November 24, 2012 Can you read what that sign says at the other end? No swimming allowed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted November 24, 2012 Report Share Posted November 24, 2012 Let's go back home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted November 24, 2012 Report Share Posted November 24, 2012 so which side is the cycle lane on again. These sat navs for cyclists are not as good as they are cracked up to be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadako Posted November 24, 2012 Report Share Posted November 24, 2012 "This is where I'll dump your body if you buy me another iron for Christmas again". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted November 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2012 love them all.... keep them coming please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted November 24, 2012 Report Share Posted November 24, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted November 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted November 24, 2012 Report Share Posted November 24, 2012 ......and then she said to him "I may be a better swimmer than you, but there's no way I'm swimming across there with all those brown pasties floating around on top of the water!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted November 24, 2012 Report Share Posted November 24, 2012 Maybe we can get a lift across on this submarine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted November 24, 2012 Report Share Posted November 24, 2012 Isn't nature amazing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted November 24, 2012 Report Share Posted November 24, 2012 All this water makes me want to pee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted November 24, 2012 Report Share Posted November 24, 2012 When it rains around here it sure does rain! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted November 24, 2012 Report Share Posted November 24, 2012 I'm sure the level is getting higher, you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted November 24, 2012 Report Share Posted November 24, 2012 Is he waving or do you think he could be drowning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted November 26, 2012 Report Share Posted November 26, 2012 WHO SEEKS TO CROSS MY KINGDOM!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter T Posted November 26, 2012 Report Share Posted November 26, 2012 Brave cyclists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted November 26, 2012 Report Share Posted November 26, 2012 "eeh look Petunia, it's one of them sailing dingys" Always liked that advert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted November 26, 2012 Report Share Posted November 26, 2012 You've been 'dying to go' for ages, just wade out and have one, it'd be like being in the baths, no one would ever know!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted November 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2012 Excellent all of them Right my tin hat's now firmly on and I have just emailed my aunt and uncle with a link to this topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted November 26, 2012 Report Share Posted November 26, 2012 Excellent all of them Right my tin hat's now firmly on and I have just emailed my aunt and uncle with a link to this topic. Good Luck! Dizz, hope they are broad minded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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