Lt Kije Posted November 4, 2012 Report Share Posted November 4, 2012 A 12-year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the window was wound down. 'I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car', said the male driver 'No way, get stuffed', replied the boy. 'How about a bag of lollies and £10?' asked the driver. 'I said no way', replied the irritated youngster. 'What about a bag of lollies and FIFTY QUID, eh'? quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy. 'No, I'm not getting in the bloody car!' answered the boy 'OK, I know what you want, I'll give you £100 and a bag of lollies', the driver offered. 'NO,' screamed the boy. 'What will it take to get you into the car'? asked the driver with a long sigh. The boy replied, 'Listen Dad, you bought the bloody Skoda, you live with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted November 4, 2012 Report Share Posted November 4, 2012 A 12-year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the window was wound down. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted November 4, 2012 Report Share Posted November 4, 2012 Oooh you got me worried for a little while there Lt Good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt Kije Posted November 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2012 Copy and paste from email algy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted November 4, 2012 Report Share Posted November 4, 2012 It's an old one. Very old, at least 30 yrs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted November 4, 2012 Report Share Posted November 4, 2012 Copy and paste from email algy Nope!, as usual it was a quote from your post but shortened by cutting to save the complete joke being shown on the reply, very often do it, not 'rocket science' Lt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt Kije Posted November 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2012 You've lost me algy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted November 4, 2012 Report Share Posted November 4, 2012 That wan't too difficult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asperity Posted November 4, 2012 Report Share Posted November 4, 2012 :grin: :grin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt Kije Posted November 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2012 That lasted along time Asp, you ignoring me, Sorry but I am still straight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted November 5, 2012 Report Share Posted November 5, 2012 That lasted along time Asp, you ignoring me, Sorry but I am still straight Ahem....! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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