wolfie Posted October 18, 2012 Report Share Posted October 18, 2012 Start again Eagle told a joke, and Cleo's baby giggled hysterically..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted October 18, 2012 Report Share Posted October 18, 2012 and hit eagle on his beak with his rattle that played Brahm's lullaby agreeing to a restart only because my literary juiced suddenly dried up and I got writer's block nothing to do with the thread but my grandson just gave me an injection and by Allah he will never give me another one. It was near murder1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean Posted October 18, 2012 Report Share Posted October 18, 2012 damm, you were roll there and you killed it, yesterday I was RFLOL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle Posted October 18, 2012 Report Share Posted October 18, 2012 How did RFLOL Harris get in here was it because of his....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean Posted October 18, 2012 Report Share Posted October 18, 2012 extremely long digeredo, which extended down to the ground, just then somebody hopping mad went passed was it a roo or was it.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted October 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2012 extremely long digeredo, which extended down to the ground, just then somebody hopping mad went passed was it a roo or was it.......... It was Wal Laby. :grin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted October 18, 2012 Report Share Posted October 18, 2012 who by sheer coincidence (after a bit of ancestry research) turns out to be the great great grandson of Farmer Flocker and the 2nd cousin 3 times removed of Bruce and rumour has it that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean Posted October 18, 2012 Report Share Posted October 18, 2012 this was only his stage name, and in fact it was the old sailor disguised as a kangaroo looking for his dry-rot wooden leg because he sat too close to the fire again and this time he melted his..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asperity Posted October 18, 2012 Report Share Posted October 18, 2012 there was a long history of insanity on that side of the Family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted October 18, 2012 Report Share Posted October 18, 2012 but there is only a hairs breadth between insanity and genius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted October 18, 2012 Report Share Posted October 18, 2012 and often a combination of insanity and genius leads to slowness which then leads to mass confusion Was it his testicles that melted Jean or was it his.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted October 18, 2012 Report Share Posted October 18, 2012 It possibly could have been his.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean Posted October 18, 2012 Report Share Posted October 18, 2012 It was his appendage...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted October 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2012 He ran from the pub screaming 'Cool me Didgery-Doodown sport' Cool me' Didgery-Doodown' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean Posted October 18, 2012 Report Share Posted October 18, 2012 but, little did he know that the ash borers were at work along with the dry-rot but that was another leg of this journey that he....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle Posted October 18, 2012 Report Share Posted October 18, 2012 ...continued around the ginnels of deepest Lancashire. On one of his nocturnal ramblings he came upon...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean Posted October 18, 2012 Report Share Posted October 18, 2012 Tyrone from corro, who suggest they head out of the ginnels and head down Bridge street, when they finally got out of the bridgefoot maze he remembered the insanity in the family and headed for Knutsford just then....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted October 19, 2012 Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 He coughed and his teeth fell out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean Posted October 19, 2012 Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 by that time they were on the Ilse of Mann ferry headed for Douglas when....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tara_dad Posted October 19, 2012 Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 Before we end up with a goonerman essay or a tara dad full page paste, shouldn't the replys be limited to one sentence? must think a lot about me cant stop posting about me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted October 19, 2012 Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 Douglas phoned and said he wasn't there but had gone on holiday to Lisbon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted October 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 after suffering a nervous breakdown brought on by a bad year as a wooden leg salesman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted October 19, 2012 Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 Trouble was he only sold right legged wooden legs and most potential customers needed a left legged wooden leg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle Posted October 19, 2012 Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 He set to and cut down his wooden legs and joined the local traveller ladies on the knock selling clothes pegs.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted October 19, 2012 Report Share Posted October 19, 2012 And telling fortunes. "Hello lady, you have a lucky face, buy some clothes pegs?" "Oh what an unlucky face you have..." replied the lady, then closing the door, "not today thank you". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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