algy Posted October 9, 2012 Report Share Posted October 9, 2012 A man went into a very expensive store to buy some sheer lingerie for his wife's birthday. He is shown several items of lingerie ranging from £50 to £500 in price. The more sheer and attractive, the higher the price. He opts for the most sheer and attractive that cost £500. He presents the lingerie to his wife and asks her to go upstairs and model it for him. Upstairs the wife thinks,"I have an idea, It's so sheer you can't really see it. I won't put it on instead I'll do the modelling naked then return it to the store tomorrow and keep the £500 refund for myself. She appears naked on the balcony, and strikes a pose. "Well what do you think" she says. The husband says "Good Lord !, you would think for £500 that they would at least iron the creases out of the blessed thing !. He never heard the shot coming ! the funeral's next week !. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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