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I ended up with an older woman at a club last Friday night.

She looked OK for a 61 year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.

We drank a bit, and had a bit of a kiss and a cuddle, and then she suggested we went back to her place for a Sportsman's Sandwich.

'What's that then?' I asked.

'It's a mother and daughter threesome with you in the middle,' she said.

I said, 'No,' - excitedly.

We had a few more drinks, then she said that tonight was 'my lucky night'.

When we arrived back at her place she put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: "Mum, you still awake?"

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