algy Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. 'I don't want to know,' the child said, bursting into tears. 'Promise me you won't tell me.' Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, 'When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech. If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really have sex, I'll have nothing left to live for.'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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algy Posted September 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 Sorry Diz, I meant to alter that word then the phone went and when I came back forgot all about it, if I have offended anyone I sincerely apologise, I have edited it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 Too late, I am shocked to the point that I may need counselling. :shock: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted September 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 Too late, I am shocked to the point that I may need counselling. :shock: Yeah! and I'm Pope Algy the XIIth. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 Pope Algy XIIth, when you go on ebay do you use papal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 Bugger! Now I'm wondering what the word was. What was it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 You were close with bugger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 Mugger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 Rugger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 Not so much the word, more the area Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted September 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 Bugger! Now I'm wondering what the word was. What was it? I'll give you a clue Florence, name of a sea bird and rhymes with 'bag', personally on reflection probably not too offencive but our young lady 'purity' moderator appeared to be embarrassed so I edited it out. :grin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 I'll give you a clue Florence, name of a sea bird and rhymes with 'bag', Â Bloody hell alg, the version I remember was more a pond bird and rhymes with duck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 Sorry Diz, I meant to alter that word then the phone went and when I came back forgot all about it, if I have offended anyone I sincerely apologise, I have edited it.  Oooh heck.....No need to say sorry Algy and it wasn't really that bad The bird you carefully mention is a member of the cormorant family I believe  I had to scroll up as I wondered what all the chat was about then I realised.... my earlier post should have been 'shock' 'blush' 'giggle', but in my haste I seem to have put 'shock', 'blush', 'blush'. It gave you all something else to chat about though eh?  I'm so glad that you didn't say birds don't really exist. Crikey my dad would have been gutted but it would have saved him some money on cheese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 I've got it now! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 personally on reflection probably not too offencive but our young lady 'purity' moderator appeared to be embarrassed so I edited it out. :grin:  I missed this one before I just replied  Algy.... watch yourself or this little lady 'pure' may decide to get her revenge as she's not as prudish as you may think ......and what goes around comes around sooner or later x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted September 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 I missed this one before I just replied  Algy.... watch yourself or this little lady 'pure' may decide to get her revenge as she's not as prudish as you may think ......and what goes around comes around sooner or later x Yer missin' quite a bit just lately, bet you haven't seen the photo of the little ducklings and there mum I added to my yesterdays post on 'Warrington Photos', section, just for you and Florence cos' I know your both big 'softies' at heart. :grin: X. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 Must go and see the ducks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artie Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 I was gonna say Goose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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