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Coughing in Court.


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Bloke up in court for exposing himself in public, he was asked by the magistrate if he could explain the reason for such disgusting behaviour in a public place, when he started to speak he had a terrible fit of coughing, the magistrate halted the proceedings until the man had regained his composure and advised him to try sucking a Fishermans friend to which the man replied “with respect Sir, don’t you think I’m in enough trouble as it is”.

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