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Joan asked her husband, "John, would you like some cornflakes, a slice of toast, and maybe some orange juice and coffee?"

John declined. "Thanks, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he said. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime she asked John if he would like something, a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"

He declined. "The Viagra," he said, "really trashes my desire for food."

Dinnertime, she asked John if he wanted anything to eat. "Would you like some succulent salmon and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe some chicken risotto or a tasty stir fry?"

John declined again. "No," he said, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."

Well," she said, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."

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Thought Viagra wore off after 4 hours? :unsure: :unsure:

 

An old codger of 84 went to the chemist and asked he could have a quarter of a viagra tablet, the chemist said " well old chap that's not going to enhance your todger by that much", the old chap said "at my age I'm not interested in sex, I just want enough to make it stick out far enough so's I don't piddle on my shoes". :D :grin:

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