Cleopatra Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 "I want to be castrated." said the patient to his doctor. The doctor looked stunned and asked: "Are you sure that is what you want? Do you know that it will affect the rest of your life and can never be reversed?" "Yes, I've studied up on it, and that is what I want." "Why don't you go home and think seriously about this. If you still want to do it in 2 weeks, come back and see me." Two weeks later, he comes back, restates his certainty and is scheduled for the next morning. After the operation, he is in the recovery room and gets talking to the man in the next bed. He asks: "What did you come in for?" "Oh, I came in to be circumcised." "DAMN! That's what the word was!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 :oops: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 I have just noticed that the Recent Topics list says "I want to be castrated by Cleopatra". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted May 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 Stand in line! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt Kije Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 Well spotted Eagle Rubber gloves at the ready eh Cleo and are you doing Obs for free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted May 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 Definately and with a sharp kitchen knife! And if he brings his olympic torch with him (if he's got one) I'll arrange it in his rectum for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 laughing like mad as the adverts at the top of the screen are for a funeral services. a gardener and a childcare centre. and trying to work out which the appropriate one for this topic. :grin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 The one I'm getting at the top as I post this is 'Are you Single.......' Yep I guess I would be if I was male and had been castrated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 Definately and with a sharp kitchen knife! And if he brings his olympic torch with him (if he's got one) I'll arrange it in his rectum for him. OUCH OBS... be warned... do not walk the streets alone and whatever you do never bend over to pick up a lucky penny or pin off the pavement. You never know who may lurking in the shadows just watching and waiting for that very special 'once in a lifetime' moment Only other advice I can give you is to make sure you only buy and carry an inflatable Olympic Torch rather than the the real thing as at least you could let the air out to remove it PS the vietnamese ladies seem to want to chat online now Evils. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 Keep dreaming ladies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 well dizz this time round I have Guitar lessons, solicitors and a REMOVALS firm. certainly makes posting a chuckle at least. trouble is that now I will be looking at what adverts appear for the topics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RingoDave Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 I must be extra lucky - I don't have any adverts at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted May 25, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 WOW You wouldn't believe this one if you haven't seen it - Bloodless Castrators We Manufacture the Largest Line of Castration Products & more <removed by Diz as they are soooo annoying> At the top of my page right now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted May 25, 2012 Report Share Posted May 25, 2012 Yeah mine too Cleo along with others of a similar nature.... just goes to show that your jokes and posts (and of course others too) are indeed having an effect on the adverts we all see.... such power eh Can you post about winning lotter numbers tomorrow please. PS I just deleted your web link to the advert from ypur previous post as we don't want to encourage the sods even more do we Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted May 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2012 I can't do the lottery because I'm not in the UK so, no, I'm not posting about the lottery! :anygry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted May 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2012 Yeah mine too Cleo along with others of a similar nature.... just goes to show that your jokes and posts (and of course others too) are indeed having an effect on the adverts we all see.... such power eh PS I just deleted your web link to the advert from ypur previous post as we don't want to encourage the sods even more do we That's ok. I just copiedand pasted it anyway and it wasn't my web link anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted May 27, 2012 Report Share Posted May 27, 2012 I can't do the lottery because I'm not in the UK so, no, I'm not posting about the lottery! :anygry: No probs... how about the Tuesday and/or Friday Euromillions winning numbers then instread :anygry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 These young ladies were the only ones on WW when I logged in this morning, (other than than 31 ghost's, Ooops - sorry I mean guests) not sure how the topic subject matter influenced their appearance though. :grin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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