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Dies with a smile o his face


harry hayes
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No it's not that. Three people arrived at the mortuary with smiles on their faces. One was an Englishman and had died of a heart attack when told he had won the lottery.

 

Second was a Scotsman who had stumbled across a quart of whisky which fell off the back of a lorry.

 

The third one - you know where he was from - had been struck by lightning. Why did he have a smile on his face - he thought he was being photographed.

 

Happy days

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