harry hayes Posted May 5, 2012 Report Share Posted May 5, 2012 No it's not that. Three people arrived at the mortuary with smiles on their faces. One was an Englishman and had died of a heart attack when told he had won the lottery. Second was a Scotsman who had stumbled across a quart of whisky which fell off the back of a lorry. The third one - you know where he was from - had been struck by lightning. Why did he have a smile on his face - he thought he was being photographed. Happy days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter T Posted May 5, 2012 Report Share Posted May 5, 2012 Love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted May 5, 2012 Report Share Posted May 5, 2012 It made it even funnier as it was so polite in the way it said where 'he' was from Harry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted May 6, 2012 Report Share Posted May 6, 2012 It made it even funnier as it was so polite in the way it said where 'he' was from Harry Nice one Harry! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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