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It was entertainment night at the Senior Center.


Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance;

I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful

antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on

this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for

six generations"


He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly

chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch. . ."


The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth,

light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs eyes followed the

swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and

fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.


"SH*T!" said the Hypnotist.


It took three days to clean up the Senior Center.

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