algy Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations" He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch. . ." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces. "SH*T!" said the Hypnotist. It took three days to clean up the Senior Center. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt Kije Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 Brilliant algy :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 Just as well he didn't say 'Bugger' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 Great joke Algy and a corker of a reply Wolfie I've got hickups now from too much laughing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RingoDave Posted April 28, 2012 Report Share Posted April 28, 2012 Love it! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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