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What shall we talk about?.


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There was a knock on the door this morning.

 

I opened it to find a young man standing there who said:

 

"Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."

 

I said "Come in and sit down."

 

I offered him coffee and asked "What do you want to talk about?"

 

He said, "Beats the Hell' out of me, I've never got this far before."

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Haha.

 

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on a door which is answered by a youing boy, no more than twelve years old. He's wearing his dad's best velvet smoking jacket, is holding a fat cigar in one hand, and a large glass of brandy in the other. Tucked under one arm is the latest edition of Razzle.

 

"Is your mum or dad in"?, asks the visitor.

 

"What do you bloody think"?, came the reply.

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