Lt Kije Posted April 10, 2012 Report Share Posted April 10, 2012 Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the Ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns Dear Icebergs, Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch. Sincerely, The Titanic Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying... Sincerely, Google Dear 2010, So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened? Sincerely, 1985 Dear girls who have been dumped, There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're mostly dead. Sincerely, BP Oil Dear Saturn, I liked it, so I put a ring on it. Sincerely, God Dear Fox News, So far, no news about foxes. Sincerely, Unimpressed Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn. lease lknvfdmv.xvn. Sincerely, Stevie Wonder Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids, Please make one for every skin color. Sincerely, Black people Dear Scissors, I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either. Sincerely, Sarah Palin Dear World of Warcraft, Thank you for ensuring my son's virginity. Sincerely, Parents Everywhere Dear Ugly People, You're welcome. Sincerely, Alcohol Dear Mr. Gump WTF are you talking about? There's a little diagram on the inside of the box that tells you EXACTLY what you're gonna get.... they even give them individual names. Sincerely, Jenny Dear World, Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendar ends there because some Spanish dirtbags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok? Sincerely, The Mayans Dear iPhone, Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut. Sincerely, Every iPhone User Dear Man, It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it? Sincerely, Elephant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazj Posted April 10, 2012 Report Share Posted April 10, 2012 Dear iPhone, Please stop spellchecking all of my words into words that no one on here can understand..... it makes me look daft. You piece of shut. Sincerely, Kije Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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