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Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the Ark wasn't leaving till 5.

Sincerely,

Unicorns

 

Dear Icebergs,

Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.

Sincerely,

The Titanic

 

Dear Yahoo,

I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...

Sincerely,

Google

 

Dear 2010,

So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black?

WTF happened?

Sincerely,

1985

 

Dear girls who have been dumped,

There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're mostly dead.

Sincerely,

BP Oil

 

Dear Saturn,

I liked it, so I put a ring on it.

Sincerely,

God

 

Dear Fox News,

So far, no news about foxes.

Sincerely,

Unimpressed

 

Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn.

lease lknvfdmv.xvn.

Sincerely,

Stevie Wonder

 

Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,

Please make one for every skin color.

Sincerely,

Black people

 

Dear Scissors,

I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.

Sincerely,

Sarah Palin

 

Dear World of Warcraft,

Thank you for ensuring my son's virginity.

Sincerely,

Parents Everywhere

 

 

Dear Ugly People,

You're welcome.

Sincerely,

Alcohol

 

Dear Mr. Gump

WTF are you talking about? There's a little diagram on the inside of the box that tells

you EXACTLY what you're gonna get.... they even give them individual names.

Sincerely,

Jenny

 

Dear World,

Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendar ends there because some

Spanish dirtbags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?

Sincerely,

The Mayans

 

 

Dear iPhone,

Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.

Sincerely,

Every iPhone User

 

Dear Man,

It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?

Sincerely,

Elephant

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