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harry hayes

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Man goes in green-grocers and asks for 2lb of broccoli - "Sorry, we've got no broccoli"

I'll have a pound and a half of broccoli then. "We've not got any broccoli".

OK, I'll have a pound of broccoli. "sir,we have no broccoli, I've told you three times. Spell dog for me as in canine" "DOG".

"Spell cat for me as in catastrophe" "cat".


Spell F--k for me, as in broccoli". "There's no f--k in broccoli"



Happy days

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