harry hayes Posted March 20, 2012 Report Share Posted March 20, 2012 Man goes in green-grocers and asks for 2lb of broccoli - "Sorry, we've got no broccoli" I'll have a pound and a half of broccoli then. "We've not got any broccoli". OK, I'll have a pound of broccoli. "sir,we have no broccoli, I've told you three times. Spell dog for me as in canine" "DOG". "Spell cat for me as in catastrophe" "cat". Spell F--k for me, as in broccoli". "There's no f--k in broccoli" "Exactly" Happy days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted March 20, 2012 Report Share Posted March 20, 2012 Oh my goodness Harry is that really you, the polite gentleman, posting or have you been hacked . . . . . . . . Only kidding, and that was a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harry hayes Posted March 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2012 Dizzy - Policeman; soldier; too long in the university of life. Never quite made it to a convent. Best wishes Happy days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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