Lt Kije Posted March 13, 2012 Report Share Posted March 13, 2012 Well someone on here has to keep you in line and correct your myths Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazj Posted March 13, 2012 Report Share Posted March 13, 2012 Mince Pie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle Posted March 13, 2012 Report Share Posted March 13, 2012 The downside of going into gay bars is the demise of the "Well I'll be buggered" epithet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted March 13, 2012 Report Share Posted March 13, 2012 Roger and out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazj Posted March 14, 2012 Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 two gay cowboys in bed.... one says "Y'up?" the other replies...."Y'up!" Its the way I type 'em!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted March 14, 2012 Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 two gay cowboys in bed.... one says "Y'up?" the other replies...."Y'up!" Its the way I type 'em!! Is it a joke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fugtifino Posted March 14, 2012 Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 Yes, but it should read: "Y'up?" "Yep." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted March 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy." She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women." A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter T Posted March 14, 2012 Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy." She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women." A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian." Brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt Kije Posted March 14, 2012 Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 Very good Wolfie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazj Posted March 14, 2012 Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 Yes, but it should read: "Y'up?" "Yep." actually, it should have been "Y'up?"..... "Yup!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fugtifino Posted March 14, 2012 Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 I bow to your superior knowledge of cowboydery innuendo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carmina Fothergill Posted March 14, 2012 Report Share Posted March 14, 2012 There's been a lot of shouting about this in the press, but it still isn't clear to me what the issues really are. Is the legislation going to say churches can marry gay couples, or that the must marry them? From what's been reported of various church people it would seem the latter. But how can legislation make a church marry two people? The church is supposed to interview the couple and decide if they're suitable, on a unique couple by couple basis. At least, that's how it was always done before. Has that ceased to be the case? Do churches now marry anybody who asks, without checking? Or do they have to marry anyone they're told they should marry? And does this apply to all churches or just to the state church, the C of E? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadako Posted March 15, 2012 Report Share Posted March 15, 2012 I thought it was that 'they could' and some churches are for the legislation. I got the impression that they didn't have to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted March 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2012 David Cameron has said that churches will not be forced to marry gays. The fear is that gays will not be happy until they are treated equally and will use the Human rights law to push for church weddings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carmina Fothergill Posted March 15, 2012 Report Share Posted March 15, 2012 Thanks. So it's as I thought, then - a lot of shouting about something that isn't a problem, with the usual church hysteria about being `persecuted.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted March 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2012 Thanks. So it's as I thought, then - a lot of shouting about something that isn't a problem, with the usual church hysteria about being `persecuted.' May not be a problem at the moment, but may well become a problem if the gay community have their way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter T Posted March 15, 2012 Report Share Posted March 15, 2012 Bunch of attention seekers. Have they no life of their own without demanding this, that and "the other"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle Posted March 15, 2012 Report Share Posted March 15, 2012 Thanks. So it's as I thought, then - a lot of shouting about something that isn't a problem, with the usual church hysteria about being `persecuted.' Who is being persecuted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted March 15, 2012 Report Share Posted March 15, 2012 The ECHR makes provision for freedom of thought and expression; which would suggest that "the Church" is perfectly free to continue it's current policies in respect of homosexuals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted March 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2012 The ECHR makes provision for freedom of thought and expression; which would suggest that "the Church" is perfectly free to continue it's current policies in respect of homosexuals. Obs, it didn't make much provision for who you can, or cannot allow in your own boarding house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt Kije Posted March 15, 2012 Report Share Posted March 15, 2012 Wolfe, it would have done if they had stated they were a Christian Boarding house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted March 15, 2012 Report Share Posted March 15, 2012 Did you ever know a bigger bunch of hypocrites? An organisation riddled with paedohiles who sexually abuse boys in their care objecting to gay marriages? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted March 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2012 Well if they hadn't it would have given the green light for Priest's to get married. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted March 15, 2012 Report Share Posted March 15, 2012 .. to each other! :grin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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