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The Coldest Igloo


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There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were

at their local bar, they got to talking about how cold it was outside, and

how cold their igloos were. They could agree on everything but whose igloo

was the coldest, so they decided to determine who had the coldest


They went to the first Eskimo's igloo, where he said "Watch this!" and

poured a cup of water into the air. Well, the water froze in mid-air and

fell onto the floor.

"Not bad" said the other Eskimos, but each maintained their igloo was

colder still.

So they went to the second Eskimo's igloo, and he said "Watch this!"

and took a big breath and exhaled, whereupon his breath froze into a

big lump and fell to the floor.

"Wow, that's colder than mine! "said the first Eskimo. But the third

Eskimo exclaimed his was colder still. So they ended up at the third

Eskimo's igloo. He said "Watch this!" and went into the bedroom, threw

back the thick furs, and retrieved one of several small balls of ice

there. He took it, put it in a spoon, and held a match under it. When

it heated up enough, it went "FFFAAAARRRRTTT".

He won.

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