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3-year-old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

 

Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.

 

Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.

 

Wanted: Preparer of food. Must be dependable, like the food business, and be willing to get hands dirty.

 

Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.

 

Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.

 

Mother's helper--peasant working conditions.

 

Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.

 

And now, the Superstore--unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.

 

Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

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