asperity Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 Chef Anthony Worrall Thompson has been caught shoplifting milk, yeast and flour from his local Tesco. He’s clearly run out of dough. I went to see Ready, Steady, Cook the other day. It was fantastic. Antony Worrall Thompson absolutely stole the show. The Anthony Worrall Thompson diet, cheese and wine …..followed by porridge. Asked how he feels about stealing a packet of cheese, Antony Worrall Thompson admits it wasn’t very mature – but he stole it anyway “Morning Sergeant”. ”Morning Constable”. ”What have you got for me today”. ” We have Anthony Worrell Thompson in possession of stolen cheese”. ”Right then lets grill him” Chef Anthony Worrall Thompson is thinking about reviving his flagging career by taking up singing. Gary Barlow and Robbie Williams are said to be interested in forming a new super group, but are not sure about the name Take This Take That. And there's plenty more I'm sure :wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 Apparently though the only reason he was caught was because security guards noticed a leaf sticking out of his pocket? it turned out to be the tip of the iceberg! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asperity Posted January 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 :lol: I think there's a rich seam of humour to be mined here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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