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Christmas Turkey


Cleopatra

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It was Christmas Eve in at the meat counter and a woman was anxiously picking over the last few remaining turkeys in the hope of finding a large one.

In desperation she called over a shop assistant and said, "Excuse me. Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

"No, madam," he replied, "they’re all dead."

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