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Ok! try this one then.


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An Englishman is on holiday in the deep south,

driving down dusty back roads has left him feeling rather parched

he sees a local bar and decides to stop for a beer

walking in he is greeted by hostile stares and a low rumbles from the drinkers

he walks up to the bar and orders a beer

the bar tender looks him up and down

and asks" what job do you do"

the English replies "l ‘m a taxidermist"

" and just what kind of job is that snarls the bartender"

 

"well "replies the" Englishman " I mount animals birds & fish"

with this the bartender shouts "its ok boys he’s one of us"

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