algy Posted December 22, 2011 Report Share Posted December 22, 2011 An Englishman is on holiday in the deep south, driving down dusty back roads has left him feeling rather parched he sees a local bar and decides to stop for a beer walking in he is greeted by hostile stares and a low rumbles from the drinkers he walks up to the bar and orders a beer the bar tender looks him up and down and asks" what job do you do" the English replies "l ‘m a taxidermist" " and just what kind of job is that snarls the bartender" "well "replies the" Englishman " I mount animals birds & fish" with this the bartender shouts "its ok boys he’s one of us" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted December 22, 2011 Report Share Posted December 22, 2011 A town full of taxidermists? How unusual is that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Tessla Posted December 22, 2011 Report Share Posted December 22, 2011 Little old lady's two cats die . she takes them to the taxidermist "Do you want them stuffed and mounted?" "Oh no dear, just holding hands" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted December 22, 2011 Report Share Posted December 22, 2011 God ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter T Posted December 22, 2011 Report Share Posted December 22, 2011 God ones Religious cats??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted December 22, 2011 Report Share Posted December 22, 2011 + 'o' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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