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The Pirate


algy

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A pirate got captured by the Royal Navy. The naval captain said to him, "How did you come by that wooden leg? you old sea rascal"

 

"I fell overboard in a violent naval battle and t'was a shark that bit it off."

 

"And how did you get that hook on the end of your arm?"

 

"t'was the same shark that chewed it off."

 

The captain said, "So how did you get that patch on your eye?"

 

The pirate said, " A seagull swooped down and crapped in my eye."

 

The captain said, "How would a seagull crapping in your eye give you a patch?"

 

The pirate says, "t'was me first day of using me hook."

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