algy Posted December 19, 2011 Report Share Posted December 19, 2011 A pirate got captured by the Royal Navy. The naval captain said to him, "How did you come by that wooden leg? you old sea rascal" "I fell overboard in a violent naval battle and t'was a shark that bit it off." "And how did you get that hook on the end of your arm?" "t'was the same shark that chewed it off." The captain said, "So how did you get that patch on your eye?" The pirate said, " A seagull swooped down and crapped in my eye." The captain said, "How would a seagull crapping in your eye give you a patch?" The pirate says, "t'was me first day of using me hook." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted December 19, 2011 Report Share Posted December 19, 2011 Yeah, algy, the old ones are the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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