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There was a young man from Nantucket,

Who's......... er! Better not! :D


Have this one instead:-


There once was a poet named Dan,

Who's poetry never would scan.

When told this was so,

He said, "Yes, I know"

"It's because I try to put every possible syllable into the very last line that I can" !!


And this one:-


There was a young maid from Madras

Who had a magnificent ass;

Not rounded and pink,

As you probably think -

It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.

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There was a young chap on the forum

who thought he may die from the bordom

A limerick topic he set

in the hope he would get...

but seems most have completely ignored 'im


.... by starting another new topic Cleo :P

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Good one Sid! :lol:

I know Dizzy, I realised after I posted that I should have posted it Algy's. But I couldn't undo it. :oops:




The limerick packs laughs anatomical

Into space that is quite economical.

But the good ones I've seen

So seldom are clean -

And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

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The sexual lust of the camel,

Is greater than anyone thinks,

And when his obsession obsesses him,

He makes straight way for the Sphinx.

Now the Sphinx´s anterior orifice,

Is covered with sands from the Nile.

Which explains the hump on the camel,

And the Sphinx´s inscrutable smile.

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