Cleopatra Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 There was a young man from Nantucket, Who's......... er! Better not! Have this one instead:- There once was a poet named Dan, Who's poetry never would scan. When told this was so, He said, "Yes, I know" "It's because I try to put every possible syllable into the very last line that I can" !! And this one:- There was a young maid from Madras Who had a magnificent ass; Not rounded and pink, As you probably think - It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 we haven't done this for a while. posted limericks to make you smile whether naughty or fun or a really bad pun just so long as you don't drink the nile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 Good one Evils Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 There was a young chap on the forum who thought he may die from the bordom A limerick topic he set in the hope he would get... but seems most have completely ignored 'im .... by starting another new topic Cleo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 The limerick is furtive and mean And needs to be kept in close quarantine Or she sneaks down to the slums And promptly becomes Disorderly, bawdy and obscene. (....if the bonnet fits wear it!). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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algy Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 Tis' a favourite project of mine, A new value of pi to assign. I would fix it at 3, For it's simpler, you see, Than 3 point 1 4 1 5 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted December 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2011 Good one Sid! I know Dizzy, I realised after I posted that I should have posted it Algy's. But I couldn't undo it. The limerick packs laughs anatomical Into space that is quite economical. But the good ones I've seen So seldom are clean - And the clean ones so seldom are comical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted December 17, 2011 Report Share Posted December 17, 2011 writing limericks is habit forming as I found when I wrote this this morning yes some can be good but writing them should carry a sanity warning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted December 17, 2011 Report Share Posted December 17, 2011 Go! Sid Go! you have the skill and inspiration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P J Posted December 17, 2011 Report Share Posted December 17, 2011 n a flower show, Ned from Australia, Painted his butt like a dahlia, For colour and size, it won the first prize But the smell, was a hell Of a failure.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P J Posted December 17, 2011 Report Share Posted December 17, 2011 If you catch a Chinchilla in Chile And cut off its beard, willy-nilly You can honestly say That you have just made A Chilean Chinchilla's chin chilly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted December 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2011 The sexual lust of the camel, Is greater than anyone thinks, And when his obsession obsesses him, He makes straight way for the Sphinx. Now the Sphinx´s anterior orifice, Is covered with sands from the Nile. Which explains the hump on the camel, And the Sphinx´s inscrutable smile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted December 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2011 Sydney, the smallest of black ants, Loved climbing inside people's pants! One day he climbed right up inside... And because of the smell, Sydney died! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted December 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2011 Enquiries, questions and things of that ilk, Are often asked North of the Border, Is anything worn underneath the kilt? No, its all in good working order! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted December 17, 2011 Report Share Posted December 17, 2011 You're clearly loosing it Cleo... they aren't limericks (but they are funny ) Remember.... AABBA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted December 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2011 No, but I remember a group called ABBA.What have they got to do with anything? Anyway, it's late here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted December 17, 2011 Report Share Posted December 17, 2011 AABBA not ABBA Cleo and you don't know the meaning of late going by the time of some of your posts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P J Posted December 19, 2011 Report Share Posted December 19, 2011 The limerick's structure somewhat necessitates *eloquent* smut. If you haven't the time to learn meter and rhyme, then don't write them, you ignorant slut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P J Posted December 19, 2011 Report Share Posted December 19, 2011 So Asp doesn't feel left out , ` & # $ @ | + . - 8 7 6 5 4 " * _ ? ; ! AS;DOFB2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P J Posted December 19, 2011 Report Share Posted December 19, 2011 There once was a nice juicy orange, ...............Bugger! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted December 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2011 Hummmmm.... All the Christmas cheer will be gone by Christmas Day. Not even a spoonful of brandy left to flame the Christmas Pudding! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted December 19, 2011 Report Share Posted December 19, 2011 Hummmmm.... All the Christmas cheer will be gone by Christmas Day. Not even a spoonful of brandy left to flame the Christmas Pudding! Cleo, have you been at the Brandy all ready. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted December 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2011 Algy, I'm muslim. I don't touch alcohol. But I think P J has Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted December 19, 2011 Report Share Posted December 19, 2011 Algy, I'm muslim. I don't touch alcohol. But I think P J has Sorry Cleo, no offence intended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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