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How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

 

 

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

 

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

 

 

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

 

 

1 to move it to the Lighting section.

 

 

2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section

 

 

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

 

 

5 to flame the spell checkers

 

 

3 to correct spelling/grammar

 

 

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

 

 

6 more to condemn those 6 as stupid

 

 

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

 

 

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb"

is perfectly correct

 

 

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this

discussion to a lightbulb forum

 

 

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs

and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

 

 

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy

the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique

and what brands are faulty

 

 

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

 

 

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected

URL's

 

 

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this

group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

 

 

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all

headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

 

 

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot

handle the light bulb controversy

 

 

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

 

 

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about

light bulbs"

 

 

18 who trip over each other in their rush to say "repost!"

 

 

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

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:shock: :shock: An energy saving light bulb full of highly dangerous mercury exploded in your home?? :shock: :shock: Did you inform the MOD and the DECC? Was the local Environmental Health Outreach Advisor contacted so that he/she could put a programme in place for dealing with the trauma? No? well thats OK then :wink: :wink: :D :grin: :D
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:shock: :shock: An energy saving light bulb full of highly dangerous mercury exploded in your home?? :shock: :shock: Did you inform the MOD and the DECC? Was the local Environmental Health Outreach Advisor contacted so that he/she could put a programme in place for dealing with the trauma? No? well thats OK then :wink: :wink: :D :grin: :D

 

 

but don't lick the carpets for at least a week!

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:shock::unsure::unsure:

 

Mercury :unsure: I thought they just had a sort of gas in them so I just opened the windown, picked the bigger bits up and hoovered up all the tiny shards that were everywhere including the carpet, dogs toys and settee.

 

Do you think we will live :blink:

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