P J Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 Terry had the last laugh though, it contained special fags which blew a gap in yer front teeth. Boom Boom, did I mention I met Sinatra? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazj Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 did I mention I met Sinatra? .............and I played golf with Shaun Connery last week!! wey hey....woh hoh.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazj Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 Eric: Why don't you send that joke to Jimmy Tarbuck? Ernie: Do you think he'd use my material? Eric: Why not? He uses everyone else's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter T Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 The early Tarby stood in front of the wall was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P J Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 The early Tarby stood in front of the wall was funny. Yeah. blindfolded and smoking his last fag perhaps. Boom Boom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazj Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 The early Tarby stood in front of the wall was funny. pity they put the blindfolds on the firing squad though.... the buggers missed! wey hey....woh hoh!! I could have been a Beatle you know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazj Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 spooky!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P J Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 spooky!! ooooooh! Fancy that, 2 people simultaneously imagining Tarbuck being shot, pity Dizzy ain't here we'd have got the treble up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 Blimey! you lot been at the festive cheer already!? Save some for the Christmas Pudding! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asperity Posted December 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 I'll have you know that I do all my own irony :angry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 Boom Boom! Eh did I ever tell you I once met Frank Ifeild when I worked in Hoylake? And did I ever tell you I once met Eileen Derbyshire? And did I ever tell you that I was served breakfast by John Cormer when I stayed at his guesthouse in Crumpsall? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 I was told of for name dropping. I was carrying the school register at the time. I think that the highest form of wit is the nit wit, after all you usually find nits on top of the head. mind you it could be that joke the told on the moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 ooooooh! Fancy that, 2 people simultaneously imagining Tarbuck being shot, pity Dizzy ain't here we'd have got the treble up. I was up a ladder most of the day although I was with you in spirit and imagining his noose whilst I was up there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 Noose or nose? How do you shoot someone with a noose? And did you know they can't hang a man with a wooden leg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 actually you can but you have to nail it to the top of the scaffold first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted December 7, 2011 Report Share Posted December 7, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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