Mary Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want The problem: How to get two pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot. Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy? If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate,what's wrong with you? If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on topof the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves. Money talks; Chocolate sings Chocolate has many preservatives Preservatives make you look younger. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? Because no one wants to quit Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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