Dizzy Posted November 25, 2011 Report Share Posted November 25, 2011 The smell of germoline is lovely Cleo, there must be something seriously wrong with you if you don't like it TCP reminds me of old people and that is nice in an odd way too. If we are not careful Victor will be posting telling us of his love of vaseline and his wish for chapped legs. I'm saying no more...... yes I am... errrm no I'm not What's that really strong stuff for sore muscles? Funny story about my brother when he used to do his kickboxing. Very sore muscles one night so he rubbed that on his legs then went for a shower. I guess it must have still been on his hands as he cleaned his danglies and he said he didn't know which was worse, the fact that he had uncontrollable screams or the pain from his 'bits' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted November 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2011 I was going to mention bunion cream and germoline but thought that was taking it a bit too far. I'm sure if we carry on Algy will give up and start posting his photo quizes again Cleo to keep us quiet. What do you recon ? Just got back from the Ossie' the Doctor said I'd imagined it all and that I should go home ave' some Bromide in me' cocoa and lie down in a dark place, til' the image disappeared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted November 25, 2011 Report Share Posted November 25, 2011 Good job we were posting at the same time Algy or it may have just pushed you right over the edge. Enjoy your drink PS Do you have any stillettos or feather dusters Cleo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted November 25, 2011 Report Share Posted November 25, 2011 Algipan Dizzy? Got three feather dusters - small, medium and large. Which size do you think would be suitable for algy? The stillettos went a long time ago but eh! I look stunning in shipships Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harry hayes Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 Fiery Jack can be potent if it touches, shall we say, delicate parts. Happy days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted November 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 Fiery Jack can be potent if it touches, shall we say, delicate parts. Happy days Perish the thought Harry! Dizz why on earth feather dusters or am I being naive. I have a feeling I'm going to regret asking this but what on earth are 'shipships' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 Perish the thought Harry! Dizz why on earth feather dusters or am I being naive. I have a feeling I'm going to regret asking this but what on earth are 'shipships' You must have lived a sheltered life if you don't know about the feathered dusters algy! shipships are sandals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 What a thing to wake up to. I will be wandering around all day now wondering if dizzy is a stunt double for Nora Batty, how much of cleo can be concealed by three feather dusters and a pair of sandals,cringing at the thought of fiery jack and where not to apply it and finally trying my best not to think about victors thighs and vaseline. Wintergreen was the smell that used be predominant around the elderly relatives at this time of year. (strange things was that after about three minutes you could not smell it as the receptors in the nose tended to shut down and ytour eyes would stop watering) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted November 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 You must have lived a sheltered life if you don't know about the feathered dusters algy! shipships are sandals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted November 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 You must have lived a sheltered life if you don't know about the feathered dusters algy! shipships are sandals. Thanks to you two 'ravers' Asked the missus what I should do with this feather duster and thanks to you two 'ravers' I spent the last two hours dusting the sodding skirting's and dado rails, last time I ask for your advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter T Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 I have a feeling I'm going to regret asking this but what on earth are 'shipships' I thought that sandals were called desert wellies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 I thought that sandals were called desert wellies? Maybe they are by the Brits but here we call them shipships. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 Thanks to you two 'ravers' Asked the missus what I should do with this feather duster and thanks to you two 'ravers' I spent the last two hours dusting the sodding skirting's and dado rails, last time I ask for your advice. What can I say!? I think you have been had by mrs algy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted November 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 What can I say!? I think you have been had by mrs algy! Many times, Cleo, many times, but the memories fade with the passing of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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