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It seems that the old jokes are being dug up, so here's another really old one.

 

 

"Liverpools newest big-name signing, a Bosnian international, has just scored on his debut for the club and immediately after the match phones his Mum:

Bosnian-Scouser: Hello Mum.

Mum: Hello son, how was your debut?

B-S: Well it went brilliantly. I scored in front of the Kop and we only lost 3-1.

Mum: That's wonderful. But I'm afraid that things here at home aren't so good.

B-S: Why, what's happened?

Mum: Well, this morning our car was set ablaze by a masked mob. They then broke into our house with baseball bats and battered your brother. They shot your father in the kneecaps, so he can't walk anymore, and then raped your sister before moving on to the dog.

B-S: That's terrible....

Mum: I know. Why couldn't you have left us in Bosnia instead of bringing us to Liverpool with you?"

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Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?

A: Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

 

 

 

Q: What has Old Trafford on a Saturday afternoon at 4.45pm got in common with Wormwood Scrubs Prison?

A: They are both full of cockneys trying to get out.

 

 

 

Q: How many Man U fans does it take to pave up a driveway?

A: Depends how thin you slice them.

 

 

 

Q. What would you call a pregnant Man United fan?

A: A dope carrier.

 

I could cut and paste for hours :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?

A: Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

 

 

 

Q: What has Old Trafford on a Saturday afternoon at 4.45pm got in common with Wormwood Scrubs Prison?

A: They are both full of cockneys trying to get out.

 

 

 

Q: How many Man U fans does it take to pave up a driveway?

A: Depends how thin you slice them.

 

 

 

Q. What would you call a pregnant Man United fan?

A: A dope carrier.

 

I could cut and paste for hours :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

 

 

WHY? Are you on holiday?

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