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Husband and Wife go to the Doctor


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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's surgery.

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his surgery alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die."

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.

Be pleasant at all times. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Don't nag him. Most importantly, make love to him regularly.

If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"

"He said you're going to die," she replied.

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