Cleopatra Posted November 11, 2011 Report Share Posted November 11, 2011 During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher asks the students, "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?" Mike replies: "Wait a minute, I'm going for a p*ss." The teacher says: "That would be very rude and improper on your part!" Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute." The teacher says: "That's much better but to mention the word "toilet" during a meal, is unpleasant." Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom I hope to be able to introduce to you after dinner." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WireWarrior97 Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 Nice one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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