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Two Old Men


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Two old men decided they are close to their last days and decided to have a last night on the town.

After a few drinks, they ended up at the local brothel.

The madam took one look at the two old geezers and whispered to her manager:

"Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference."

The manager did as he was told and the two old men went upstairs and did the business.

As they were walking home the first man says,

"You know, I think my girl was dead!"

"Dead?" asked his friend, "Why do you say that?"

"Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her."

His friend said, "Could be worse, I think mine was a witch."

"A witch? Why the hell do you think that?"

"Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck, and I gave her a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window..... took my teeth with her!"

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