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A man told his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes.

When he got to the shop it was closed. So the man ended up going to the pub to use the vending machine. While there, he had a few beers and began talking to a beautiful girl. He had a few more beer and the next thing he knew he was in the girl's flat, having quite a pleasurable time.

The next thing he knew it was 3:00 AM.

"Oh my god! My wife is going to kill me!" he exclaimed. "Quick give me some talcum powder!"

She got him some and he rubbed it all over his hands.

When he got home his wife was up waiting for him and she was furious. "Where the hell have you been!" She demanded to know.

He told her, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her."

"Let me see your hands!" she demanded.

He showed his wife his powdery hands.

"Damn liar, you were out bowling again!"




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