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A man boarded a plane in Aberdeen with a box of crabs.

A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator, which she did. The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen if she let the crabs thaw out.

Shortly before landing in Manchester, she announced over the intercom to the entire cabin, ‘Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in Aberdeen, please raise your hand!’

Not one hand went up …..

So she took them home and enjoyed them herself.

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