asperity Posted October 29, 2011 Report Share Posted October 29, 2011 A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand, selling ties. The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?" The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5." The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!" "OK," said the old Jewish man, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom." Cursing, the Taliban staggered away over the hill Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead & said, "Your f****** brother won't let me in without a tie!" :lol: :lol: With thanks to The Filthy Engineer wot I nicked this off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted October 29, 2011 Report Share Posted October 29, 2011 That's an old one Asp. Still funny though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asperity Posted October 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 29, 2011 I know, but the old ones are still the best! :wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter T Posted October 29, 2011 Report Share Posted October 29, 2011 :grin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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