Cleopatra Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 A drunken man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk." The drunken man asked, "Oshifer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?" "Yeah, mate, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go." Breathing a sigh of relief, the drunk said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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