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THREE WOMEN

Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college

graduation. They got drunk, and woke up in jail, only to find that

they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can

remember what they did the night before.

 

 

 

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is

asked if she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from

Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to

 

 

intervene on the behalf of the innocent."

They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall

 

to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.

 

 

 

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words.

"I just graduated from the University of Kentucky School of Law, and I

believe in the power of Justice to intervene on the behalf of the

innocent."

They throw the switch and again, nothing happens.. Again, they all

immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.

 

 

 

The last one, a blonde (you knew it), is strapped in and says, "Well,

I'm from the University of Tennessee and just graduated with a degree in

Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, ya'll ain't gonna

electrocute nobody if you don't plug that thing in."

 

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