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FISHING

 

I used to go fishing

Almost every day

But the farmer came along

And wanted some pay.

 

I’d argue back

But I’m only perching and roaching

But farmer Parmer said

Your bluddy well poaching.

 

I’d nip down the lake

Or maybe the river

But the prices now charged

It fair makes me shiver

 

I feel I've been cheated

cos I'd bought baught a new rod

so I climbed on t’fish market roof

And landed a cod.

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Free Nuts and crisps on the bar at the local hostelry.

 

The soda syphon for the whiskey/whisky.

 

Lime for the lager and lime was free at one time as well.

 

Water for topping up the radiator at the garage seems to have gone by the board as well (not sure if the shell garage at chester road have a water hose fuel to dear for me to fill up there)

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